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Hello my friends! Are you fed up<br/>with winter? You are getting sick of

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watching the fluffy white crap turn<br/>into brown piles of slush 

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in your driveway? I can see in<br/>your face that you really hate 

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shovelling! Well don't you worry<br/>my friend, because Oncle Tom

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has just the gadget to change your<br/>attitude about the fluffy white crap! 

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The LCD Shovel Full HD! An amazing<br/>device that was designed 

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in collaboration with NASA<br/>and Home Depot. 

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The LCD Shovel Full HD is the only<br/>shovel on the market that lets you

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watch your favourite TV show<br/>while you shovel your driveway!

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Wow!<br/>Unnnnbelievable!  

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Now I know you are thinking:

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"Hold on Oncle Tom. Woa there, Woa!<br/>When there is snow in the shovel, how

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will I be able to see<br/>my favourite TV show?!" 

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He, he, he, not to worry my friends,<br/>you see, that is the amazing concept

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behind the LCD Shovel Full HD: you<br/>shovel only during the commercials.

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Isn't it amazing? 

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You shovel only during the<br/>commercials to maximize your TV time! 

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It's totally insane! 

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I love watching TV outside,<br/>relaxing in a nice snow bank! 

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I actually look forward to the<br/>commercials to coming on 

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so I can start shovelling again! 

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Now with my LCD Shovel,<br/>I can't wait until it snows. 

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In fact, I might moving the<br/>entire family up to Alaska.

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Plenty of snow up there.<br/>Hell ya. 

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Thank you Oncle Tom.<br/>Thank you veeeeery much. 

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He he he. Do you see how<br/>beautiful shovelling can be? 

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But wait, there's more!<br/>And you better sit down for this one

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because Oncle Tom is going to offer<br/>you the amazing LCD Shovel Full HD, 

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a value of $249, for just 25 equal<br/>payments of $10.

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Is that a great deal or what?! 

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So whip out your credit card and call<br/>the number on your screen

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right now for this amazing offer!<br/>And if you call in the next 15 seconds,

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Oncle Tom will throw in a pair of<br/>mittens and thermal socks 

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absolutely free! 

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Take it from Oncle Tom,<br/>if you want to survive this winter

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you really need the<br/>LCD Shovel Full HD! 

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Cut! Everything was great, except you<br/>said "thermal socks".

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Yes so, what's the problem?

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Well, they are just regular socks,<br/>not thermal. 

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Oh come on, who cares? 

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Well, let's just do one last take. 

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Just say the socks are<br/>warm or... something. 

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Ah, give me a break man! I have been<br/>standing in this brown slushy stuff 

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for half an hour. I can't feel<br/>my feet anymore! 

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Okay, in 3, 2, 1, and...<br/>action!

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Hello my friends! Are you freaking<br/>sick of winter as much as I am?!