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- Power Cops!  Power Cops!<br/>We are the Power Cops!

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Hey! Did you see the girl<br/>in that red convertible

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that just flew by? C'mon buddy<br/>hit the lights! Hit the lights!

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Let's go! We'll pull her over<br/>hands up on the hood.

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Read her her rights.<br/>Frisk her up and down.

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C'mon! Let's go! Hit the lights!<br/>What are you doing?

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- Ah I'm not in the mood today.<br/>- Whoa! What's up big guy?

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- Frankly. It's kind of personal.<br/>I'd rather not talk

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- Hey c'mon! We've been partners<br/>for three months. We're blood!

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You can talk to me<br/>about anything! C'mon!

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- Alright. But this stays between<br/>you and me you got it?

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Any of the other guys hear about this<br/>and-- and I'll just have to shoot you.

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That's it.

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- Hey partner you know whatever<br/>happens on I95 stays on I95.

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Just like in Vegas.<br/>Okay. The fact is.

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I gained eight pounds this month.<br/>- What!?

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- I know! Eight pounds!<br/>It's those damn jelly donuts!

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I just can't resist them!<br/>I need help Jimmy. I'm losing it

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I'm gonna blow man. I'm gonna blow.

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- Are you kidding me<br/>with all this buddy or what?

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- Hey do I look like I'm kidding?<br/>I'm stuffed! I feel all bloated.

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You Know I'm all backed-up.<br/>I haven't had a decent crap in days!

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I think I need more fiber or something.<br/>Bran Flakes multi-grain bread.

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- And that's why you didn't want to go<br/>after that girl in the convertible?

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- That's right! Because I got<br/>a big fat belly

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and she would've made fun of me.

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The last woman I stopped<br/>called me Officer Fatty.

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It hurts you know?

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- Whoa whoa whoa.<br/>Take it easy there okay?

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You're not the only one on the force<br/>with a spare tire ok?

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- I don't care.

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- Robert. Partner. OK. You can't get<br/>all depressed just because

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you have a little belly.<br/>It's not that bad.

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- Are you saying that you--<br/>that you like my belly?

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- No. No. No. What I mean is--

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- Ah! You don't know how good it makes<br/>me feel to hear you say that Jimmy!

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Say it again!<br/>- Look Robert you don't understand.

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- Come on. I need to hear it.<br/>Say it Jimmy.

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Say that you like my belly!

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- Okay. I like your belly.

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- Ah! Say it again! Again Jimmy!<br/>- Hey! That's enough hun!

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This is getting embarrassing.<br/>-  Okay yes.

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Phew it's getting pretty<br/>emotional here buddy.

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I tell you something<br/>all these emotions

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are giving me a wicked appetite!<br/>What do you say we go get

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a nice tuna wrap and a salad partner?<br/>My treat!

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Power Cops we are the Power Cops!

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[ whoop whoop!]