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- Wow easy Ronnie easy.

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Breathe breathe. That's it.<br/>Feel better?

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Okay now tell me what happened?<br/>- My antler's a piece of Swiss cheese

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that's what happened!<br/>Some nut case shot me!

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- Well why did he shoot at you?<br/>- I don't know?

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- Well he must have had a reason.<br/>You don't just shoot someone

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for no good reason.<br/>You must have done something.

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- I didn't do anything!<br/>I don't even know the guy!

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- This nut case of yours<br/>what did he look like?

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- He was a short little fat twerp<br/>with a moustache and an orange hat.

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- And what was he doing?<br/>- Nothing.

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Just standing drinking beer<br/>beside his truck.

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- And then what happened?

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- I crossed the road really<br/>peacefully like I always do.

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I was 100 feet away from the guy.<br/>Then all of a sudden he sees me

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grabs his gun and pow!<br/>Blasts my rack full of holes!

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- Ah c'mon man! That makes no sense.<br/>You must've done something

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to piss him off.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.<br/>You shit in his truck didn't you?

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- What are you talking about?<br/>- That's why he shot you.

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- I didn't shit in his truck!<br/>Where did you get that from?

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- Because you're the kind of guy<br/>that would do something like that.

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- Hey I'm telling you!<br/>I did not drop a load

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in the guys truck okay!<br/>- Then why did he shoot you?

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- I have no clue!<br/>But I did not shit in his truck.

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- Okay. Okay.<br/>Then say sasquatch without smiling.

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- Give me a break!<br/>- C'mon c'mon say it. Let's go.

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- Sasquatch.

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- You smiled!

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- I did not! - Yes you did!<br/>- I did not! - Did too!

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- Okay. I smiled a bit.<br/>But I didn't shit in his truck.

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- You did! - I did not! - Yes you did!<br/>- I did not shit in his truck!