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Mayday! Mayday!

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This is flight DC-132

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requesting emergency<br/>landing priorite.

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DC-132 what is your emergency?

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My onboard agent informs me there's<br/>a suspicious passenger on board.

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Suspicious? In what way?

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He has a nail file.

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A nail file?

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Yes! And he's filing<br/>his nails on my plane!

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I don't see the problem.

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You know it's against the rules.

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Yes well I wouldn't worry about it.

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Wouldn't worry about it!

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What if he gouges my eyes out<br/>with that file?

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Who will fly the plane then en?

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I could fly the plane capitaine.

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Shut your face Henri!

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Captain. Try to stay calm.

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No! No! No! I will not<br/>stay calm!

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The passenger also has<br/>a canette of grape juice!

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So he likes grape juice.

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"So he likes grape juice."<br/>How do you know

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it's just grape juice en?<br/>Maybe there's an atomic bomb

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in that little cannette!<br/>Then what? Kaboom!

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Look DC-132. I can't authorize<br/>an emergency landing

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for a passenger filing his nails and<br/>drinking a can of grape juice.

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Hey tower boy! Do watch CNN?

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Yes.

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Then wake up dumb ass<br/>and smell the jet fuel!

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You know you may be right captain.<br/>We shouldn't take any chances.

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I'm sending two F-18s<br/>to shoot you down.

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Thank you for your vigilance sir.<br/>We won't forget your sacrifice.

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Over!<br/>Hello? Tower? Come in tower!

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Well done capitaine. Well done. Yeah.

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Tower this is DC-132. Allo? Allo?