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- Hello and welcome<br/>to Beat the Buzzer

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the quiz show where you can win a ton of cash

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if you beat the buzzer!

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Our first contestant today<br/>is Mr. Murphy!

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Hello Mr. Murphy!<br/>- Hello!

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- You know the rules of the game. I ask you a series<br/>of questions;

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if you answer 10 correctly<br/>and beat the buzzer

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you win $100000000!

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- Ho ho ho ho!

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- Are you ready?<br/>- Oh yeah oh yeah!

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Bring 'em on! Shoot!<br/>- Okay here we go.

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First question.

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If Thursday is blue<br/>what color is March?

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- Uh...

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- A donkey ate 8 monkeys.

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If monkeys hate to be eaten<br/>how many donkeys will they eat?

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- What?!

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- Name 2 Peruvians<br/>with ingrown toenails.

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- Hey come on! What is it<br/>with these questions?

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- Ooh! Next question.

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If it's 8:20 in Rotterdam<br/>what time does the bus come?

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- Oh Christ! How the hell<br/>am I supposed to know--

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- Mr. Murphy may I remind you that this is a family program?

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- Yeah okay whatever dude...<br/>It's a stupid show...

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- What is Fido's name?<br/>- Fido?

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- Correct answer!<br/>- Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yeah!

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- Now our last question.

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What does the following<br/>Klingon sentence mean?

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- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know this one. Um...

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"These are retarded questions that don't make any freaking sense?"

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- Ooh! Wrong answer.

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- Aw man I really thought<br/>I had that one nailed.

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- Well that's it for today folks.

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Be sure to tune in tomorrow<br/>for another edition

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of Beat the Buzzer the game show where you win a ton of cash

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if you beat the buzzer!

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- Beat the buzzer...

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Dumb-ass show.