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- Oh man I hate teleporting.

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Makes me burp.

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See? Look at that right there.<br/>I can't stop.

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- It's because you ate dodo.

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Article 21-A of the manual specifically states

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that one is to refrain from eating a full two hours<br/>prior to beaming.

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- Yeah yeah yeah.<br/>The manual the manual.

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Look kid I'm too old to go on a mission on an empty stomach all right?

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- Yes well your incessant burping is going to get us captured.

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- Would you just relax?<br/>- Relax?

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For your information<br/>we are on planet Earth.

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The inhabitants here are primitive unpredictable<br/>and violent.

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If we're captured<br/>they'll dissect us alive

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or worse keep us in jars<br/>until the end of time.

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- Come on! Those are<br/>just rumors.

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- Rumors? Oh? Have you ever heard of Area 51 hmm?

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Alien autopsies?

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They're flying around in one<br/>of our old spacecrafts<br/>for crying out loud!

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These humans are out of control!

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- What are you worried about?

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You brought the disintegrator gun right?

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- No.

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No I thought you brought it.

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Are you telling me we have<br/>no way to defend ourselves?

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- Hey look don't sweat it! I'll just beam back to the ship and get it.

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- No! No no! No wait!<br/>Don't leave me here alone!

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Hey! Oh...

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Oh great. Okay.

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Okay take a deep breath.

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No need to panic.

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It's a beautiful day<br/>on the hostile planet.

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For Christ's sakes! What were you doing? It took forever!

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- All right now<br/>we're ready for action.

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Okay humans!<br/>Want to dissect me?

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Want to put me in a jar? Ha ha!

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How about a little disintegrator blast in the winky huh?

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Yeah. Not so tough now are we?

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- All right take it easy there Rambo.

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We've got a mission to complete.

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- Right.

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Um... What's our mission again?

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- To monitor their technology and report our findings<br/>to the council.

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- Right right right.

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Excellent mission.

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But question: could we get something to eat first?

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I'm starving.

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I could really go for a burrito.

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Yeah. Yeah with guacamole.